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Come to my Private One-on-one Gym not a Membership Gym. Why?
1. You need an ID card to get in their gyms. Don't lose that card because they will charge you $10 each time for a new one, even though you gave them a small fortune to join.
2. Don't you just love waiting in line for your favorite machine? You have nothing but time to waist, no where important to go.
3. 5 o'clock traffic, rush, rush, rush. Why rush anyway? It normally takes at least 10 to 15 minutes to find a parking space.
4. Make sure you bring your towel. Not to wipe the sweat off your body, but to wipe down the machines as the last person didn't care. Now you towel is full of everyone else's germs. Hope you don't plan on using it.
5. Don't you just love all the naked bodies of all shapes and sizes walking around the locker room? Just like a nudist colony.
6. Hope you have a great body. But most of all, don't forget to where your thong workout outfit, because that is what the 20 year old women will be wearing. Maybe they do believe gyms are meat markets.
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